Limerick Ode To Villainous Mitch McConnell
Republicans have repeatedly blocked proposals they actually support, in order to gain political advantage over Obama. This is no surprise, in light of Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell’s stated...
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Tom Harkin
Here’s a headline I sure didn’t want to read: Veteran Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin to retire after the 2014 elections. Harkin, a staunch liberal who advocated for serious filibuster reform, announced his...
View ArticleOpen Limerick From Mitch McConnell To Harry Reid
Most Democrats are pleased that Harry Reid finally pulled the trigger on a filibuster rules change. Mitch McConnell? Not so much! Open Limerick From Mitch McConnell To Harry Reid By Madeleine Begun...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Rand Paul Poetry Critics
The press is having a grand old time making fun of Rand Paul’s “bad limerick” about Mitch McConnell’s Democratic Party challenger, Alison Lundergan Grimes. The problem is, Rand Paul’s verse isn’t close...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Mitch McConnell
Dear Mitch, you must stop the obstruction And your anti-Obama production. A new Justice is needed. It’s time that you heeded Your duties. You MUST all this muck shun.
View ArticleMitch McConnell’s Hard Job Of Pretending To Work (Limerick)
Headline of the Day: Senate takes 2016 sabbatical The chamber is in session for the fewest days in 60 years, straining Mitch McConnell’s claim that the chamber is ‘back to work.’ It’s a tough...
View ArticleMitch’s Secret Health Bill (Limerick)
A health care vote’s scheduled for June, But the bill’s in an air-tight cocoon; It’s been hidden by Mitch Cuz its terms are a bitch Which, if known, we’d impugn and lampoon.
View ArticleShutdown Deal — Schumer Cave? Or Strategery? (Limerick)
A promise from Mitch makes me twitch. Who would bet against glitches or hitch? Yes a DACA vote pledge Is worth caca; a hedge Could turn Schumer from champ to Mitch-bitch.
View ArticleMitch v. Mueller (Limerick)
One of today’s many annoying headlines: “McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump” No need to shield Mueller, says Mitch. No chance he’ll be tossed in a ditch. Undermine him? You...
View ArticleOpen Limerick To Republicans
Dear Republicans: Jabber is cheap, And it won’t force the Donald to keep Mueller’s Russia probe going. The danger is growing. You’re emboldening Trump and his Veep.
View ArticleMcConnell Stop Trump Tariffs? Don’t Hold Your Breath (Limerick)
Headline: “Mitch McConnell: Trump’s Tariffs Are a ‘Slippery Slope’” Donald’s tariffs? A “slippery slope,” Says McConnell. But follow-through? Nope! Though his warnings are dour, He won’t use his power...
View ArticleThat Mitch Is Quite A Stitch! (Limerick)
The Week: “Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) said Wednesday that the Senate will ‘vote to confirm’ the successor of outgoing Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy ‘this fall,’ adding that...
View ArticleBrett Kavanaugh Limerick Duo
Will Kavanaugh ever bow out? That perjuring sexual lout Was intended to be Donald’s trump card; he’s key To Trump’s keeping his freedom and clout. ***** Mitch has hired a “female assistant” So...
View ArticleRepublicans Destroy Yet Another Institution (Limerick)
The Dems once again were outplayed By the GOP’s latest charade. Our Supreme Court’s despoiled, Human decency foiled By the power-crazed Mitch-led brigade. ***** GOP’s sole goal– maintain control at all...
View ArticleFeigning Victimization (Limerick)
The GOP’s whining. They’re mad! What a “sore winner” streak they have had! They’re “the victims,” they wail With an “angry mob” tale. We were “mean” to their dissolute cad!
View Article“Case” Not So “Closed” (Limerick)
“Members of President Trump’s inner circle are frustrated that the Republican-led Senate Intelligence Committee subpoenaed Donald Trump Jr.,” according to CNN. It’s over and done, so “case closed,”...
View ArticleMitch McConnell Miffed at “Moscow Mitch” (Limerick)
Some stories cry out for a limerick: “The hashtag #MoscowMitchMcTreason began trending on Twitter Tuesday morning after Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) fired back against the nickname...
View Article“Moscow Mitch” Revisited (Limerick)
Headline: “A very annoyed Mitch McConnell would like everyone to stop calling him ‘Moscow Mitch'” When the name “Moscow Mitch” is deployed, Mitch McConnell is vexed and annoyed: It’s “not fair” — not a...
View ArticleGOP Blockheads Block Witness Demands (Limerick)
Hill Headline: “McConnell has the votes to block Democrats’ witness demands in Trump impeachment trial” Donald Trump’s taken actions illicit, But Republicans scoff and dismiss it As perfectly fine...
View ArticleNancy v. Mitch (and Trump) — Limerick
“New documents show why the president has been trying to hide evidence from Congress.” New proof’s in the public domain, Which may prove to be Donald Trump’s bane. So though Nancy’s demand Was not met,...
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